- Knock out all your teeth with a hammer and say goodbye to paying attention when Oral-B commercials come on.
- Contrary to what you might think, Pop Tarts with hollandaise doesn't taste like a match made in heaven.
- Not sure what's stopping me from buying a dinosaur bone and grating it over some pasta.
- Let's just disagree to disagree.
- When I close my eyes all I see is you ...and my mom. And Oprah. Some fridge magnets. A bee playing drums. Oh, and weird colored lights too.
- Are Cheez-Its and Cheese Nips even aware of each other?
- This "To Kill A Mockingbird" is the worst do-it-yourself book I've ever read.
- A great diet is to watch paranormal activity 3 & then be too scared to walk into the kitchen ever ever again
- I bet Pinocchio regretted becoming a real boy when he found out about diarrhea.
- I bet if everyone was allowed to punch one person in the face per year without consequence, people would be a lot nicer to each other.
- Those "Speed Enforced by Aircraft" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16.
- White girl rules: 1.Starve yourself BC you'll feel fat no matter what (you can blame media) 2.Tell ppl u love to dance 3.Fart in private :(
- Pizza delivery is nice, but I bet it was like a thousand times cooler back when everyone rode horses.
- According to my neighbor's journal, I have "boundary issues." pffft
Monday, February 20, 2012
Posted by Krista at 2:10 PM