Things To Do Before I Die

• See Paris
• See anything (I’m blind)

• Swim WITHOUT dolphins for ONCE
• Milk one of God’s lesser beasts (bat, eel, etc.)
• Climb a mountain (acceptable types of mountains: hard rock candy, Brokeback)
• Go back in time and go to Hitler and be like hey come on
• Tickle a bat ;)
• Finally ask out Rick (he is so cute, he makes Brad Pitt look ugly and/or like a bat!!)
• Stay up all night to see the sunrise or at least a matinee of Never Say Never 2: 3D Tweens in 3D
• Get down to my birth weight (3 lbs. 546699 oz.)
• Browse some sites
• Rick, you said no???!
• Build a ship in a bottle (a full-sized navy-sized ship in a baby bottle, this is gonna be tough)
• Sleep under the stars
• Sexually, I mean, under the HOLLYWOOD stars!
• Rick I love you Rick
• Organize my capes by “cape” and “cloak”
• Dress a bat up in a bee costume
• Get revenge on India
• Get revenge on Marcus (Rick’s Maiden Name)
• Mate a Labrador with another Labrador to create designer breed LabraLab
• Make a “We Hate Rick” club (note to self: ask mom about using the kitchen/dining area as clubhouse/dining area)
• Push Rick off a moving bridge
• Die
• P.S. Rick is a bat